Heathen jokes

Poached from Loki’s laughter when I was doing a search on Loki…

How many Scandinavian Heathens does it take to change a light bulb?
– About a dozen. One holds the lightbulb and the others drink enough to make the room spin.

How many Lokeans ?
– Think twice. Do you really want a Lokean to handle your electricity ?

Well, how many Lokeans ?
– *answer is lost in the wailing of the firetruck siren*

How many Folkish ?
– Just one, but it takes a while to find one with pure enough ancestry to be worthy to touch the lightbulb.

How many Universalists ?
– Lots. Each has got a differently sized bulb, and tries to make it fit.

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